YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You smell like stripper and shame
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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