I faked an abortion last night.
birth control should be required to get into college
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I got inside last night via doggy door
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think people are normalizing furries
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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