I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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