He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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