I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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