im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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