It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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