Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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