new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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