U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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