If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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