I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We had to coat check the pizza.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I had to cum in my sink.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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