Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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