at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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