Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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