why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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