I smell stomach acid.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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