I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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