Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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