So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Two words: nipple clamps
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