Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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