I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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