real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I can't put those talents on a resume
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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