I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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