He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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