I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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