i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
