I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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