I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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