So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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