Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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