Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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