Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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