Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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