Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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