It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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