All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
