I'm jealous of your bromance
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
We need to rekindle our bromance
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
