You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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