I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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