we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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