super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
handjob tips. give me some.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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