I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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