i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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