Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
bring money and cleavage
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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