We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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