Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
