I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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