Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
