these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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