Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
