Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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